"I'm a madwoman, CJ, and it doesn't stop with the leak... Call the authorities. Send them to my parents' house in Madison... They'll find the Lindbergh baby in the basement... Also some post-its reminding me where I put Jimmy Hoffa... I framed Roger Rabbit." -Donna
"No, I'm very upset. I don't know the words to my national anthem. I've been throwing out Canadian pennies my whole life. I've been making fun of the Queen -- We don't do that." -Donna (on finding out she was actually born in Canada)
"No, I didn't mean that you have no social skills, Toby. I'm sorry if you think I was being insensitive to your... I... I think you're very-You're a very pretty girl, Toby." - C.J.
"I always knew the day would come when Sam would start selling off entire states. I was just hoping he'd start with Delaware." - Josh
"I do not have a racial problem! I'm Spencer Tracy at the end of Guess Who's Coming to Dinner." -President Bartlett
Well that's it for now because I have to go do homework.